Nose Pencil Sharpener

"Amuse yourself while using this comical office supply. Stick a pencil up the nostril, give it a twist and and it will come out clean and sharp." 
Wrote one satisfied customer, "At some people's houses you can hear the children asking to pass the pencil sharpener to each other. At our house we pass the nose. We had to pass it so often we just bought everyone their own nose!" 
Size: 2-1/4" x 1-3/4".
From 44 cents (pencil not included).